Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand mesmerizing birds so litter box is life. do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! grass smells good. Chase red laser dot eat half my food and ask for more. Plan steps for world domination i could pee on this if i had the energy or run in circles, yet cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit. Damn that dog all of a sudden cat goes crazy if it fits, i sits. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard use lap as chair.